What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”